You want to assassinate someone? Vision is a basic requirement.
A follower mailed me a bag of dark substance with the word nutella written on it and i dont know if i should open it or not
Also how did you find my address
I sometimes wonder if Americans get this part of the film, because basically all the Swans in England belong to the Queen and it’s against the law to kill one, and because they’re Police Officers, they obviously can’t break the law so they save the Swan
I am an american and I had no idea thank
I am british and I had no idea thank
Guys… I’m having a breakdown.
I’m going to cut this because I’m sure that some of my followers doesn’t ship them. If you ship cockles keep reading.
Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.
The blond one with the glasses though.
"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."
Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”
now THAT’S what i call a party
game of thrones meme: two outfits [2/2]
I’m the one who steps from the shadows, all trenchcoat and cigarette and arrogance, ready to deal with the madness. [x]
HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY, F.R.I.E.N.D.S!!
“It’s rather like the Mafia I guess. Once you’re in, you never get out.”
did daniel radcliffe just compare the fandom to the Mafia